The Bitch Behind The Bitch

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

He forgot.

I wish our conversations lasted longer than a half-an-hour.

I can’t wait until I get into derby so I can have pretty bruises all over me.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

fartzilla:

careful people dampsandwich can read minds

stages of friendship on the internet

Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married

honeybits:

This was a life changing revelation for me.

Let me explain to you a thing: I fucking hate children.